America's Next Top Model - Season 9

The news came down with a resounding "Duh," followed by a series of extended yips and shrieks. America's Next Top…

Well, the bitch is dead. Not that it really matters if Bianca's in the competition or not. We all know who's…

After watching tonight's ANTM I am left with only one question: Who is everyone going to vote for as next week's…

Tonight's episode of Top Model was fueled not by Mr. Jay's constructive and conflicting criticism, or by Tyra's ego,…

America's Next Top Model asks us to believe a lot of things that are obviously lies: That these girls could actually…

We're finally over the clip show hump, and it is much better on the other side. Well, it's manageable on the other…

Wow. (And I mean that as unenthusiastically as possible.) The weeding out episodes are just unbearable, aren't they?…

The description of this episode on my digital cable read, "Models learn to pose with movement; gargoyles." That…

Since the start of this cycle of ANTM, one question has reverberated endlessly in my brain: What will Jenah (the…

I was praying for makeover week. With Amelie out on vacation and me tasked with walking in her hate-filled shoes, I…

Hey, did everyone know that this season, ahem, excuse me, cycle of America's Next Top Model is the green…

It seems unbelievable, but it's taken nine cycles, four years, and one network merger for America's Next Top Model…