Clay Aiken has apparently officially outed himself to People magazine. The cover of the magazine, according to CNN, has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things." As easy as it is to make fun of Clay Aiken (for his clothes, his music, his aw-shucks earnestness), it's a brave move given his (presumably) conservative fanbase. So, umm, you go Clay! Bitch-slap that Kathy Griffin next time she makes fun of you! (Then make her give you front row tickets.)