Coldplay’s new album is coming out soon, and Beyoncé is on it

Continuing its mission to remain a fixture in the pop-music world, despite actual instruments now being considered a relic of a bygone era, Coldplay has announced a new album. Called A Head Full Of Dreams, the record is coming out December 4, and will probably be immediately downloaded by people eager to sit in their cars and blast the songs while a rainbow slowly begins to peek out from behind the rainclouds of sadness holding them down. In addition to four soulful white guys, the album will feature a guest appearance from Beyoncé, because that’s a thing that is possible on the level in which this band is operating, and Coldplay is not stupid. Other guests include Noel Gallagher, Tove Lo, and Merry Clayton.