Disney+ sets a Lauren Graham-shaped trap inside new Mighty Ducks series

The science wizards (or “imagineers” or whatever) at Disney have done the math, and it shakes out thusly: There are certainly many fans of The Mighty Ducks, but that nostalgia pool isn’t as big or fertile as the one for, say, The Goonies or Honey, I Shrunk The Kids—a pool so vast that it, and not a new Ghostbusters, had the power to draw Rick Moranis out of retirement. See (gestures to non-existent graph), The Mighty Ducks and its sequels were released on the down-curve of the Millennial birth chart—an issue exacerbated by the casting of Emilio Estevez, who was favored more by earlier Millennials. And so it was in the best interest of Disney+ to enlist a figurehead from another beloved pop culture brand—preferably somewhat newer and female-oriented—to attract additional viewers and also money.