Dog The Bounty Hunter has been canceled, brah
After eight seasons of capturing fleeing felons and smothering them with Christ's love and bear mace, Dog The Bounty Hunter is coming to an end, Variety reports, with final episodes scheduled to begin airing next month. The show featuring mercenary mullet Duane "Dog" Chapman and his "colorful"-in-the-sense-that-it-refers-to-people-you-would-never-want-to-actually-meet-but-you'll-watch-them-yell-at-each-other-on-TV family as they tackled fugitives and shouted excitedly into walkie-talkies was a benchmark in A&E's evolution from "Arts & Entertainment" into its more modern, "Asinine & Extroverted" programming, pointing the way to a future of far more loud people and much fewer sleeves.