Johnny Depp's Ebenezer is handing out pennies on Venmo
Ti West's Christmas movie for Paramount Pictures humbugs into theaters November 13.
Screenshot: Paramount Pictures/Venmo
In the latest example of phone-brained movie marketing, Paramount Pictures announced on Friday that Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer Scrooge has opened a Venmo account to promote Ti West’s upcoming Christmas movie, Ebenezer. “Ebenezer Scrooge is now on @venmo,” a post from the official Ebenezer X account read. “Think he’s feeling generous? 💰 Send a request.”
Now, should you feel compelled to request money from Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scrooge (or a bot assigned to the Ebenezer Venmo account programmed to behave like Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scrooge), you should know going in that any hope of extracting more than one red cent from the infamous miser of fiction is folly. Have you not read A Christmas Carol? If Bob Cratchit’s sob stories couldn’t secure a loan from Scrooge, what hope do you have of convincing the owners of a Venmo account created solely to promote a Scrooge movie to pay off your gas bill or whatever?