Now that's how you do a Final Destination trailer
Final Destination: Bloodlines will explore the origins of “Death’s twisted sense of justice.”
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Oh baby, we are so back. Final Destination is adding a new installment to its empire of batshit crazy death scenes for the first time since 2011, and… yeah, it’s still batshit crazy. The first trailer for Final Destination: Bloodlines isn’t really a trailer at all, but a treat for anyone who used to stay up late watching videos called “Final Destination best deaths compilation” on YouTube. If you were so traumatized by that one scene where a tree flies off the back of a truck and vaporizes a guy that you get anxious every time you drive behind a lumber transport (okay fine, this writer may be projecting a bit), you probably don’t have anything to worry about here. The death scenario in the new clip is pretty specific. We’ll let you soak it all in without any spoilers, but just know that if you have a nose ring and/or work in a piercing shop and/or have a playlist on your phone called “[Your name]’s sad mix” you may want to approach with a little extra caution. You’ve been warned.