Really dialing into its core demographic—fans of decade-old gossip journalism and pictures of celebrities with semen crudely drawn on their faces—Disney Channel has announced that Perez Hilton will be guest starring on its second-season sequel series, Girl Meets World. The synergistic crossover actually makes a ton of sense, given the show’s reliance on nostalgic fondness for the distant past, which also happens to be the last time Hilton had even a whiff of cultural relevance. According to photos from the set, Hilton seems to be appearing as some sort of M.C. or announcer at what looks to be a cheerleading competition, in a role that hopefully keeps him far away from any kind of telestrator technology, Jesus Christ, please, for the sakes of all involved.