Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz made a rap song using only the finest of gangsta ingredients 

The occasion was the commemorating of a new studio for Chelsea Handler, who introduced the duo of "MC Gwyneth Paltrow and DJ Jazzy Cameron Diaz," and somehow this nexus of cringe-inducing wordplay involving irritating blonde women only became deeper and darker (though definitely not any blacker) from there. Diaz supplied the spluttering approximation of beatboxing, while Paltrow swapped out her normal vowel sounds and enunciations for more seasonally appropriate perennials, ya hurrrrrd?, and the result was this, the first shot fired in an inevitable battle with these other rapping robots. Yo! etc. [via Vulture]