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Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Wednesday, July 13. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
2016 ESPY Awards (ABC, 8 p.m.): You’re everywhere and nowhere, John Cena! Have my baby, John Cena! Yes, this is a casual reminder that life would be so much better if John Cena would just accept his role as the James Van Der Beek (well, Dawson) to our collective Bitch in Apartment 23… But it’s also a formal reminder that tonight’s super important sports awards are on, hosted by the leader of the Cenation himself, John Cena. We’re actually not sure about eligibility here, but we hope that this wins for Best Vaguely Sports-Related Thing… Ever:
If not, at least end the show with AJ Styles and The Club making good on their promise to “BEAT UP JOHN CENA.”
Suits (USA, 9 p.m.): Season six of Suits—which arguably should be the final season—is here, with “To Trouble.” Yes, we’re aware Mike and company are already in trouble, but the episode title is what it is. Anyway: “Mike transitions to prison life while Harvey, Jessica, Louis, Donna, and Rachel deal with the fallout of Mike’s plea deal and try to prevent what’s left of PSL from collapsing.” This is the final season, right? It makes no sense for it not to be the final season, right? Right? Right?!?
But hey guys, Suits is back!
Mr. Robot (USA, 10 p.m.): Sorry, Mike Ross, but your (completely self-made) problems aren’t so big compared to Elliot Alderson’s.
Yes, finally, the 90-minute second-season premiere of Mr. Robot is here. Remember all that time when Mr. Robot’s second season wasn’t here? Well, sure—you’re most likely reading this during that time. Anyway: “back. one month later and omfg, five/nine changed the world. elliot in seclusion. Angela happy at evil corp. fsociety delivers malicious payload. TANGO DOWN?” Ah, we’ve missed your in-character episode synopses, Mr. Robot. We’ve missed you, Mr. Robot. And, of course, we’ve also missed Alex McCown’s Mr. Robot reviews.
Premieres and finales
Penn & Teller: Fool Us (The CW, 8 p.m.): The third-season premiere of Penn & Teller: Fool Us asks a simple enough question: “Won’t Get Fooled Again…?” Okay, that’s a pretty abstract question based on the series’ premise, but you get it. As usual, “aspiring magicians are invited to perform their best trick to try and fool the world-famous team of Penn & Teller, who will get to see the trick only once and have to immediately try to work it out. Anyone who succeeds wins the right to perform with Penn & Teller in their celebrated show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.” Also, Alyson Hannigan is around. Basically, this is an option for all of you non-jocks who don’t want to watch the ESPYs.