You’re coming to the A.V. Fest Hideout Block Party, right? Of course you are. You’d probably like to know the schedule, but before we get to that, please read this very important note:
There is no will call at the festival. You need to print out your ticket and bring it with you. Why? Because Onion Inc. owns a timber company, so we want to destroy as many trees as possible.
To reiterate: Print out your ticket. Will Call is a figment of your imagination.