Here’s your first dreary photo of Superman in Batman V. Superman
USA Today has released the first official image of Henry Cavill as Superman in the upcoming Batman V. Superman, a photo that—along with the image of a meaty and morose Ben Affleck that quickly spawned the Sad Batman meme—confirms that it’s always darkest of justice before Dawn Of Justice. As you can see, the sequel’s Superman looks a lot like Man Of Steel’s Superman, only soggier. The charcoal rain mixes with Superman’s charcoal tears, as his heart bleeds charcoal for the sins of the charcoal world. He gazes, either defiantly or confusedly, at the process server who’s just handed him his Batman V. Superman summons. His super hearing picks up an Evanescence song playing 100 miles away, and he knows at least someone out there understands him.