Philadelphia: Why the U.S. can’t have nice things? That’s a bit harsh on the City Of Brotherly Love, but then again, that same city was a bit harsh on poor, defenseless hitchBOT. The sightseeing robot was able to explore Canada, Germany, and the Netherlands without nary an incident—just tagging along for the ride. But it hit a snag when it came to the U.S., a snag known as Philadelphia. That’s where it was beaten and ripped apart like so much garbage. What’s a robofather to do when his robokid has been destroyed? Mete out bloody revenge, of course.