Identity Thief
It’s easy to admire Identity Thief’s narrative efficiency without respecting the results. Screenwriter Craig Mazin (Scary Movie 3 and 4, The Hangover Part II and III) devotes a bare line or two of dialogue to each aspect of his plot setup: Colorado finance-company flak Jason Bateman exchanges a couple of sentences with his boss (John Cho) to establish that Bateman is an efficient, dedicated worker. A short scene with his wife (Amanda Peet) reveals that they’re living on a shoestring budget, but holding out hope for the future. Fifteen seconds on the phone with Florida con artist Melissa McCarthy lets her steal his identity and start running up vast debts in his name; a panicked moment with an unhelpful detective (Morris Chestnut) makes it clear that interstate prosecution will take at least a year. Bateman lunges for an unlikely solution, getting Chestnut and Cho to agree that if Bateman fetches McCarthy from Florida himself and procures her willing confession within one week, he can clear his name before a life-changing business opportunity passes him by. Meanwhile, the film gets far more expansive and self-indulgent during a long sequence where the friendless, lonely, but irrepressible McCarthy exploits Bateman’s credit line by buying thousands of dollars’ worth of drinks for everyone at a local bar, then winds up cavorting on tables and leaping for chandeliers. Thus Identity Thief establishes its priorities: Expansive character business is front and center; actual character-building is in the margins, almost off the map.