Ironically named Boaty McBoatface to survey appropriately named Doomsday Glacier
The truly useful submersible marred by its stupid, Internet-chosen moniker is heading to the Thwaites Glacier

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Boaty McBoatface In… Date with Doomsday Glacier Photo: RODRIGO ARANGUA/AFP
Boaty McBoatface, borne of humanity’s hubris, has evolved into a prophet of doom, a harbinger of apocalyptic tidings. Harken its warnings gleaned from the seas, or face certain destruction.
As reported by The A.V. Club’s sister site, Gizmodo, The RRS Sir David Attenborough’s lead research submersible is currently en route to the much-worried-about Thwaites Glacier, whose potentially imminent collapse could signal literal and figurate sea changes for our ongoing climate crisis. Upon its arrival alongside a fleet of other remote submersibles, Boaty McBoatface will spend extended time underneath the glacier near the seabed itself to collect further data on just how imperiled we all are.