It sounds like prison life won't actually be too rough for Martin Shkreli

Of course, this is America, and we can’t let a guy be punished too bad just for a little bit of fraud. Shkreli was initially being held at the “notoriously rough” Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center, but a particularly incensed report from Vice says he’s now being moved to the “much cushier” low-security Fort Dix Federal Correctional Institution in New Jersey. As outlined in Fort Dix’s handbook, inmates will have access to racquetball courts, bocce ball lanes, pool tables, and classes in music, leather craft, and art. Also, there are no bars on the windows, no locks, and no guard towers.

Vice says Shkreli’s next few years are “unlikely to be a full-on vacation,” but it will still be harsher than what he had initially requested from the judge. As explained by MSNBC, Shkreli’s lawyers tried to get him into a “minimum security camp,” but the request was denied. (For the record, that institution’s handbook doesn’t make it sound all that much better than Fort Dix, as it should be a pretty low-stress stay either way.)

Anyway, here’s a trailer for Time: The Kalief Browder Story, JAY-Z’s documentary about a 16-year-old kid who spent three years in Rikers Island despite not being convicted of a crime.