Rapper Ja Rule—known for appearing on songs by the likes of Ashanti and Jennifer Lopez, then rapping in a hoarse voice that sounded like he’d been up all night shouting at them through a closed bedroom door—will bring a new version of all that to a new MTV reality series. The show will be titled Follow The Rules, both because his fake last name is Rule, and because it will find Ja Rule meting out parental discipline to his three children, and possibly to his wife and two mothers-in-law. Like his past radio hits, presumably these people will be minding their own business, and then Ja Rule will stumble in and start barking about how he’s awesome, in a tenor typically directed at noisy garbagemen. “Holla!” he might add. Confused dogs will come running.