Jared Leto makes it easier than it ostensibly was to dress like Jared Leto
Do your clothes lack the louche, bohemian elegance of Hollywood actor and musician Jared Leto? Sure, you could attempt to appropriate his style by scrounging baggy T-shirts from the Goodwill dumpster and scrawling on them the first nonsensical rhyming phrase you can think of, or platitude cribbed from the magnet hanging in a junior high-school girl’s locker. But you would always know that your affected, studiedly sloppy aesthetic was just a knock-off, empty sham. Instead, now you can buy Jared Leto’s look directly from the source, so it can be as genuine as his own.
As MTV notes in an article that uses the words “cop his steez,” Leto’s website has branched out beyond offering articles of clothing with his face on them, and begun offering articles of clothing with his ideas on them. For example, here’s a cutoff shirt boasting Leto’s “famous expression,” as famously seen in proximity to his other famous modes of expression: 30 Seconds To Mars and his armpits. Now you can put it next to your own armpits or bands .
For those who have very slightly more to say, JaredLetoMerch also offers these shirts with inspiring messages on them that remind you to dream, because dreaming makes dreams possible for dreamers. Both quotes about the general okayness of dreaming come affixed with Jared Leto’s name, so the reader knows that these particular dreams are endorsed by Jared Leto—and also so that no one else can take credit for them. (You’ll need to dream up your own quotes about dreams; these are the dreams of Jared Leto’s dreaming.)