Jason Sudeikis and Alison Brie to star in movie about sexy cheaters
Dan Harmon stands, weeping, while a world falls apart around him. As the Community set collapses into the ground, crystal spires and butthole flags crashing into the walls, he wraps an Inspector Spacetime robe around tiny, angelic Alison Brie, loads her into an escape pod, and aims it toward “film career.” He flings her light into the future, in the glorious hope that some day she may bring joy to a distant, backward people by being in a movie with Jason Sudeikis about people who constantly cheat on their significant others.