Wired creative director Scott Dadich doth protest too much in today's post on the magazine's website entitled "Why Wired Put The Office's Jenna Fischer On The Cover—Naked" about the star's baring it all for the new "Radical Transparency" issue. Dadich offers a justifaction to detractors who might find it to be a cheap marketing ploy, saying, "If you're talking about transparency, the obvious metaphor is clear: You're naked."