In case their blanket saturation of all things media hasn’t already soured you on their increasingly self-aware antics, RadarOnline offers a brief preview today of this summer’s Jersey Shore 2: Assignment Miami Beach, by way of yet another bar fight involving Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. The reality star—who (fun fact!) was once charged with illegally selling booze to her own high school classmates at a party she hosted, which resulted in a teen’s drunk driving death—was enjoying her newfound fame as an object of ironic-or-is-it? worship at a South Beach bar when a “beefy brute” approached her and said something she did not take kindly to, spurring Snooki to retaliate with a face-slap/sandwich-toss/cocktail-fling combo. Luckily there were cameras around—both MTV and amateur—so we can all continue staring into this hall of mirrors together and daring each other to blink.