Joe Francis Doesn't Care About Gay People
Noted sleaze-pile Joe Francis doesn't care about reporters, women, taxes, the law, basic human decency, or coherent Powerpoint defenses for tax evasion. But does Joe Francis care about gay people? Obviously, no. Of course he doesn't. The only two things Joe Francis cares about are Joe Francis, and the secret, hidden swimming pool filled with discarded and/or stolen bras he swims in every day to make himself feel whole (it never works).
But that won't stop Francis from pretending he cares about gay people as some kind of misguided positive PR stunt.
From The NY Post:
Joe Francis, insists his decision to join the gay rights march in DC had nothing to do with rehabilitating his troubled image — but all about civil rights. The "Girls Gone Wild" creator told us, "With the gay movement, it's personal. The same religious-right [bleep]holes who took away my civil rights and put me in jail for a year because they don't like what I do for a living have taken away gay rights. I know firsthand how it feels to have your civil rights stripped from you."