John Oliver has a refreshingly simple action plan for Tuesday's midterms

As the Last Week Tonight host explains, there's no shame in running up the score when your opponents are trying to rig the game.

John Oliver has a refreshingly simple action plan for Tuesday's midterms

With Sunday’s Last Week Tonight airing just two days before the beyond-pivotal midterm elections, John Oliver made a final pitch to voters. Unsurprisingly that pitch was to vote, and vote hard. As Oliver noted, even though it’s looking like a bloodbath for Republicans at this point, polls are often wrong, mega donors are flooding your TV with even more misleading/reprehensible ads than usual, and the sitting president is openly sowing the seeds of election denial should the expected Tuesday GOP-ocalypse occur. (If your party’s leader literally threatens rallygoers they’re going to hell if they don’t vote Republican, things are not going well.) 

On the hopeful side, Oliver pointed out that voters are verifiably turning against Trump-related catastrophes like the Iran war, violent immigration goons stalking their streets, and rising prices on gas and literally everything else. (Is it bad when 99 percent of recent GOP candidates’ ads don’t mention Donald Trump at all?) Even the old Republican go-tos like anti-trans bigotry and naked racism against Hispanic and Arab people aren’t playing like they used to. Showing an official White House Halloween tweet attempting to scare (white) voters with an image of a sombrero carved into a pumpkin, Oliver could only marvel at the incompetent messaging. “Witch’s hat, top hat, both creepy, sure. But if you’re walking along in the woods, someone comes around the corner and all you can make out is their sombrero? Brother, something festive this way comes.”

Still, Oliver cautioned anyone foolish enough to even think about sitting this election out that the administration is doing everything possible to undermine the seemingly inevitable Democratic midterms victory. Trump’s administration may be 0-27 in court cases attempting to obtain state voter rolls for nefarious purposes, sure, but as Oliver notes, a bit of legal rat-fuckery in Alaska involving two candidates with the same name is being floated as reason for the GOP to nullify that election, Trump’s DOJ is raiding the homes of prominent elected critics like Ilhan Omar, and Trump himself has been less than definitive when asked point blank if he’ll accept the election results. 

Still, Oliver had plenty of clips at the ready to show how the GOP’s usual scare tactics and “middle school level” homophobia and bigotry just aren’t that effective this time around. At least not with a president openly sundowning in public as he repeatedly moons over taut Republican buttocks and “sausage-like” fingers, as he keeps doing with Ohio Republican John Husted. (“Is that even good?,” Oliver asked, “‘God, he’s so hot—his fingers look like ground meat bursting out of fake skin!'”) 

A lot of Oliver’s Late Week Tonight stories end with the exasperated and exhausted host wearily explaining that viewers can’t do much at present about the night’s spotlighted outrage, but with the most important election in most people’s lifetimes just hours away, the host offered up a simple, for once timely action plan. “You can probably safely assume that if things don’t go Trump’s way, he’ll claim the election was rigged and do everything he can to undermine the result. Which is a strong argument for you turning up to vote this year. Even in districts where you think your candidates are safe… the bigger the results are for Democrats on Tuesday, the harder they’ll be for Trump to litigate or deny.”

 

 
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