Jon Stewart tries to get clarification on Iran from 5 Donald Trumps

Actually, Stewart convenes President Trump, Donald J. Trump, DJT, and John Barron to discuss the administration’s goals in strategy in Iran. Do you think that went well, or do you think the Trumps contradicted themselves further? President Trump and Donald J. Trump both decline to label it a “war,” calling it “an excursion,” only for John Barron to claim “We’re winning the war by a lot.” He’s eventually joined on the phone by a fifth Trump—Donnie On The Phone From Palm Beach—who says we’ll know the war is over “when I feel it, when I feel it in my bones.” Helpful! 

The Daily Show host introduces some criticism: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate.” That, of course, comes from “The author of The Art Of The Deal” (and from the looks of him in the clip, comes from Barack Obama’s presidency). Whoever’s saying that, Stewart “can’t disagree.”