Justin Timberlake finally becomes a proper timber man with new album announcement

Justin Timberlake is a man who represents whatever society’s ideal aesthetics happen to be at the time, whether it was those curly frosted tips or the clean-cut “Suit And Tie” look, and now he has descended from whatever Mt. Olympus he normally looks down at us from to bring the 2018 version of sexy back. As it turns out, that apparently involves a whole bunch of cowboy shit. We’re talking boots. We’re talking rugged jackets. We’re talking campfires. We’re talking cozy blankets. We’re talking big, open fields. We’re talking Jessica Biel in a Stetson. We’re talking raising your arms and looking up to the sky, begging the almighty for some reprieve from your unstoppable, smoldering charisma. This is Justin Timberlake in 2018, and he’s become the ultimate amalgamation of old-fashioned “manliness” and modern-day sensitive heartthrobs.