Kevin Sorbo lets you know he'd be nominated for an Oscar if he deigned to play a "pedophile terrorist"
The Hercules of days long gone believes Hollywood is scared of god-fearing conservatives like him
Kevin Sorbo, a man best known for playing TV Hercules in the ‘90s, getting called “peanut” by former co-star Lucy Lawless, and being America’s third most relevant conservative Christian actor, believes he could be nominated for an Oscar.
Unfortunately for the Academy, however, getting that Oscar nomination would require Sorbo to lower his professional standards. Rather than starring in proper movies, like the one where he fights back against the totalitarian evil of dirtbike-riding socialists, or the one where he plays a Christian hockey player, or the one where he plays an evil atheist philosophy professor, Sorbo would need, in his words, to portray “a radical Islamic pedophile terrorist” to have his talents properly recognized.
Sorbo explained his thinking, such as it is, during an appearance on a show called Just The News, Not Noise, where he complained to the hosts that he doesn’t get booked in That Great Babylon Hollywood because he’s a conservative Christian.