Lee Cronin's The Mummy rises from its sarcophagus to curse those expecting quality
A numbing succession of schematic set pieces empties the canopic jars, then runs out of ideas.
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Anyone seeing ads for Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, a rare studio-distributed creature feature, might reasonably ask themselves, “Who’s Lee Cronin?” Some genre fans already know the guy’s work, but only if they’re invested in the Evil Dead franchise—Cronin wrote and directed the grisly but middling Evil Dead Rises—or contemporary Irish horror (Cronin’s relatively pared-down The Hole In The Ground remains good and eerie). That said, if Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is like any of the director’s previous work, it’s most like Evil Dead Rises, since it’s also programmatically upsetting yet narratively threadbare to the point of distraction. And while this movie’s relentless, reflex-testing shock scares suggest that the filmmaker has a sense of humor, the audience is never really encouraged to laugh along with them. Those looking for the next Sam Raimi will have to squint hard at The Mummy to see more than a passing resemblance to the Deadite King’s influence.
Cronin plays the hits throughout this schematic possessed-kid flick, which mainly follows a pair of worried parents, Larissa and Charlie (Laia Costa and Jack Raynor), and their hapless children, Maud and Seb (Billie Roy and Shylo Molina), as they struggle to figure out what happened to eldest child Katie (Natalie Grace), who went missing eight years ago in Egypt. Like a heavy cover band that leans too hard on power chords and stomping guitar hero theatrics, Cronin panders to the already-initiated by giving us way too much of what we came to see and not nearly enough dramatic context or mood-setting atmosphere to care about it. The audience therefore never gets to luxuriate in the movie’s wealth of bad taste, but rather is overpowered by it for a numbing 135 minutes.
Katie’s body eventually turns up in a black sarcophagus near the Eastern Desert. Years of physical neglect have reduced her to an almost catatonic state resembling locked-in syndrome, so Katie can’t really communicate or get around on her own. She also looks like a nightmare, from her necrotic, molting skin and drooping facial muscles to her long, brittle finger nails.
Her dad, Charlie, is joined by Egyptian police Detective Zaki (May Calamawy) in being generically haunted, but otherwise meaninglessly driven to solve the mystery of Katie’s disappearance. “I can’t live without knowing what happened to her,” Charlie says. Sometimes Larissa joins their quest for answers, while other times she and the kids disappear for long stretches and only turn back up when Katie—or whatever evil spirit’s controlling her—feels like terrorizing the family.