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Articles by Simon Abrams
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film The new Scary Movie is the most embarrassing spoof since the first Scary Movie
By Simon Abrams June 4, 2026 | 12:16pm
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film John Carney is his own cover band in the affable, bland Power Ballad
By Simon Abrams May 29, 2026 | 3:00pm
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film The internet's favorite horror subgenre is breaking into the big time
By Simon Abrams May 29, 2026 | 10:00am
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film Aaron Eckhart almost single-handedly keeps Deep Water from drowning
By Simon Abrams April 29, 2026 | 2:00pm
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film Lee Cronin's The Mummy rises from its sarcophagus to curse those expecting quality
By Simon Abrams April 16, 2026 | 9:00am
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film Misplaced self-respect keeps Thrash from the joys of Sharknado
By Simon Abrams April 10, 2026 | 6:00am
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film The greatest trick Faces Of Death pulled was convincing us it was real
By Simon Abrams April 7, 2026 | 3:00pm
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film Indie filmmakers are fighting the Marvelfication of video game movies
By Simon Abrams April 6, 2026 | 7:00am
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film Loopy ballet action-comedy Pretty Lethal has just enough cartoonish Uma Thurman
By Simon Abrams March 24, 2026 | 3:00pm
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film I Can Only Imagine 2 doubles its amount of annoying Christian rockers
By Simon Abrams February 20, 2026 | 3:00pm
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film Markiplier hits the big screen with his satisfying DIY submarine horror Iron Lung
By Simon Abrams February 4, 2026 | 4:00pm
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film Netflix fell backwards into KPop Demon Hunters' success
By Simon Abrams January 30, 2026 | 6:00am
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film Hlynur Pálmason winningly channels Bergman in family drama The Love That Remains
By Simon Abrams January 27, 2026 | 9:00am