Clash Of The Ninjas is a 1986 marvel of trash cinema, best viewed in a dazed fog surrounded by similarly antagonistic fellow travelers. You remember it afterward as a mélange of VHS blur, weird dubbing, cartoonish violent intensity, aerobics, government conspiracies, and shit-loads of ninjas. Written and directed by Hong Kong anti-auteur Godfrey Ho, the movie is worth watching in its entirety. But if you just need a quick fix of people saying the word “ninja” very seriously to each other, briefly discussing ghosts, and doing a bunch of high kicks, you could do worse than this three-minute edit from Everything Is Terrible.