Madonna, who’s also voiced support for Katy Perry’s “Vote Naked” campaign, and filmed her son decapitating a Trump piñata on his birthday, went on to clarify her oral sex credentials: “And I am good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time.” Like any good politician, she then went into specifics, outlining the details of her campaign promise: “I have a lot of eye contact. And I do swallow.”

It’s not clear if Madonna’s offer applies to anyone who votes for Clinton, or only those who can prove that they were at the Schumer show. Either way, it’s always encouraging to see public figures use their head in the interest of political discourse.