October literally just freakin’ started and Mariah Carey is already talking about Christmas
Carey has announced a Christmas-themed tour for later this year, but it's not even Halloween yet?
It’s trite to complain about little, inoffensive things that are only available for a brief time every year (let people enjoy their pumpkin spice lattes, fascists), but only because those things have their regular window and we don’t have to constantly hear about PSLs every minute of every day all year. If you show up at a July 4 barbecue with a hot orange latte in hand, talking about spooky vibes and crunchy leaves on the ground, people are rightfully going to have some questions.
On a similar note, it is currently the first week of October, it’s annoyingly still hot out because our planet hates us, and us fall fans want nothing more than to pick apples with our sweeties and talk about what sort of fun costume we’re going to wear for Halloween. What we do not want is to think about goddamn “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” Not now, at least. And yet, that’s exactly what Mariah Carey is forcing on us with the announcement of her Merry Christmas One And All! tour, which will be running from mid-November to mid-December this year.