Marie Phillips: Gods Behaving Badly
The Greek gods are alive and well
and living in a crowded London flat. Okay, they aren't all that well: Their
powers have been in decline for centuries, forcing them to seek alternate
employment. Aphrodite is a phone-sex operator, Apollo has a psychic-TV-show
pilot in the works, Artemis walks other people's dogs, and Athena mostly forces
everyone to have Olympian meetings filled with legal jargon and impenetrable
plans for the recovery of their proper status. But the goddess of love has a
little revenge in the works for the sun god, last seen turning a mortal woman
into a eucalyptus for refusing his advances; she's sicced Cupid (now an
evangelical Christian) on him, causing the egotistical bastard to fall for a
cleaning woman in his TV audience.