Missing man turns up dead inside a stegosaurus statue, obviously

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If Mare of Easttown has taught us anything, it’s that you gotta examine a murder from every conceivable angle, no matter how painful or Philly accent-obscured, to find the true culprit. That’s why we’re cracking open a fresh bottle of Rolling Rock and taking a closer look at our latest D.B. mystery in a case that can’t be as simple as the locals are claiming.
As multiple outlets report, a missing man in Barcelona was discovered dead within a large, papier-mâché Stegosaurus statue outside a city suburb’s closed-down movie theater on Sunday. Spanish authorities exhumed the corpse after multiple individuals believed they could see a human leg through a crack in the sculpture while also smelling a “foul odor” coming from the dino replica.