Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Tuesday, January 5. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
New Girl (Fox, 8 p.m.): The show sat out the first half of the TV season, but the show is making up for lost time by kicking off with what is sure to be the televisual event of this or any other year with Schmidt and Cece’s wedding. Nick and Jess help to plan the engagement party, which goes just great right up to the point that Jess invites Cece’s mom. Erik Adams is already readying himself to play peacemaker, which mostly involves him suggesting everyone play a round of True American.
Also returning tonight
Grandfathered (Fox, 8:30 p.m.): Tonight’s midseason premiere reveals John Stamos’ Jimmy hasn’t been to the doctor in a decade, because when you’ve got a Ferrari, why bother taking it to the shop? (That’s how that saying goes, right?) Anyway, this visit leads to some unexpected news, which we can only assume is that he’s grandpregnant with another surprise grandkid. Allison Shoemaker feels like we maybe haven’t been playing as close attention to this show’s premise (and our middle school biology classes) as we ought to have done.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox, 9 p.m.): For the better part of three seasons, Boyle’s ex-wife has been an oft-mentioned but unseen terror of his sadsack past, but that all changes tonight as she becomes a fully seen terror of his marginally less sadsack present, as Boyle and his new girlfriend Genevieve’s wish to become parents means getting their hands on his last surviving sperm, which are jealously guarded and controlled by his ex Eleanor. That was every bit as sad and disgusting and perfect as LaToya Ferguson would expect a story with Boyle and his ex-wife to be. Also, Kathryn Hahn is playing Eleanor, so that’s reason enough to celebrate right there.
The Grinder (Fox, 9:30 p.m.): It’s pretty much a scientifically proven fact that the most perfectly handome TV star over 50 is Rob Lowe (yes, John Stamos, we see you over there, and forget it, it’s not happening). But if we slide our age cutoff down to 45 and older, a new clear favorite emerges: Justified’s own Timothy Olyphant, who appears as himself on tonight’s episode to be just outrageously handsome and to romance Claire, much to the chagrin of whatever character Rob Lowe so handsomely plays. Molly Eichel is glad to see our reporterly attention to detail hasn’t wavered in 2016.
Regular coverage
Steven Universe (Cartoon Network, 5:30 p.m.)
Girlfriends’ Guide To Divorce (Bravo, 10 p.m.)
The Expanse (Syfy, 10 p.m.)
Elsewhere in TV Club
There’s plenty of new series headed your way in 2016, and this New Year’s-themed preview helps you figure out which ones are worth resolving to watch. Speaking of which, we at TV Club still haven’t totally figured out whether we’ve resolved to cover MTV’s new fantasy show The Shannara Chronicles—debuting tonight at 10 p.m.—or just halfheartedly say we’re going to do it and then just kind of forget about it until having another go in 2017. But in the meantime, do check out Genevieve Valentine’s review, which is very positive about the show’s potential as a drinking game, rather less so about its potential as an actual show. (Following the two-part premiere, Dan Caffrey will have your TV Club review.)