Ninjas transcend time and space in this year’s Gathering Of The Juggalos infomercial

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Time travel, how does it work?
That’s a question that won’t be answered by watching the infomercial for the 2015 Gathering Of The Juggalos, which will be held again this year in the tiny town of Thornville, Ohio from July 22-25. (According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the population of Thornville was 992 people in 2013, presenting the terrifying fact that the town will be majority Juggalo during the Gathering.) That’s because the time machine invented by the Juggalo scientists who star in the infomercial—and who have somehow kept the culture alive into the year 3092—runs on a “clitoris inverter” and an “anal air pump resonator.” In other words, it’s a motherfucking miracle.