Welcome Back, Kotter yielded not one but two games, and while one was a sensible card game that John Travolta and his faux-high school pals could have played while sitting in the back of a bus, the other, The Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose Game, sought to blend Go To The Head Of The Class’ desk-hopping madness with one of Kotter’s dumb catchphrases. Using wits, prowess, and cards featuring either Mr. Kotter or Assistant Principal Woodman, players attempt to reach the front desk in each row, thus gaining access to a different word, be it “up,” “your,” “nose,” or whatever. The first player to put those words together to make the phrase is the winner, earning a literal piece of rubber hose and, ideally, the opportunity to put it right up the loser’s nose. [ME]