"Twitter"

• aux Oops, Fort Bragg got horny on main By Randall Colburn October 22, 2020 | 7:32pm
• aux Apropos of nothing, a quick primer on “Chekhov’s gun” By Allison Shoemaker October 2, 2020 | 6:28pm
• aux When scheduled tweets attack By Allison Shoemaker October 2, 2020 | 4:20pm
• aux Tweets leap offscreen and onto billboards in last-ditch effort to get people to wear masks By Randall Colburn September 22, 2020 | 5:08pm
• aux The best replies to Adam Carolla's weird tweet about bracelets and stew By Randall Colburn September 3, 2020 | 7:37pm
• aux Can you turn your favorite movie into an #AmITheAsshole Reddit post? By Andrew Paul July 30, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Please enjoy this thread about diving, masculinity, jellyfish, and piss By Allison Shoemaker July 20, 2020 | 6:38pm
• aux Someone shared a handy taxonomy of Reply Guys, which, of course, attracted many Reply Guys By Andrew Paul July 16, 2020 | 3:48pm
• aux Well, would you look at that: Tweeting the same stuff as Trump gets you suspended By Andrew Paul June 4, 2020 | 4:02pm
• aux Mike Bloomberg's social media goons delete tweets after trying, failing to dunk on Bernie Sanders By Randall Colburn February 25, 2020 | 8:01pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help turn weird celebrity tweets into a party game By Saloni Gajjar October 16, 2019 | 7:12pm
• aux Man who lets internet decorate his home ends up with sex swing, Communist Manifesto By Saloni Gajjar October 14, 2019 | 4:28pm
• aux Step aside, Kevin Smith: Here are some more contenders for the worst tweet of all time By Andrew Paul September 20, 2019 | 5:06pm
• aux Child doesn't recognize floppy disk, giving us all a mid-life crisis By Andrew Paul August 13, 2019 | 7:43pm
• aux Musical genius inserts different songs into classic movie moments By Gwen Ihnat July 29, 2019 | 5:47pm
• aux Ellen Barkin calls Captain Kangaroo and Shari Lewis "child-hating frauds" By Gwen Ihnat July 23, 2019 | 4:09pm
• aux Claire and her new dead squirrel are going to have to ask you to calm the hell down By Shannon Miller June 27, 2019 | 4:21pm
• aux Mia Farrow talks Trump, kindness, and Myst in 2019's best tweet so far By Randall Colburn March 27, 2019 | 3:38pm
• aux That "Don't Believe Every Tweet" campaign is fake, obviously By Randall Colburn August 21, 2018 | 4:20pm
• aux Helpful goose honks at horny people online By Dan Neilan August 15, 2018 | 3:43pm
• aux Apparently Elon Musk fans can’t stop getting duped by fake Elon Musks By Dan Neilan July 25, 2018 | 6:08pm
• aux Experience the plot of Mother! through the songs of David Byrne By Dan Neilan January 15, 2018 | 6:48pm
• aux Dumb man tweets at wrong person By Dan Neilan October 27, 2017 | 4:05pm
• aux Someone is collecting fake newspaper headlines from movies By Dan Neilan September 7, 2017 | 6:14pm
• aux Robin Williams’ daughter posts lovely tribute, is besieged by assholes By Katie Rife August 13, 2014 | 5:15pm