"Reid"

• aux Apparently, Trump is an alien hybrid and his COVID diagnosis was all part of a nefarious alien hybrid plan By Reid McCarter October 6, 2020 | 2:41pm
• aux Adam Sandler does his best Attenborough for video of Kevin James running around in a bear suit By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 6:26pm
• aux Commemorative coin "informed by superhero graphic art" betting big on Trump's recovery By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 3:16pm
• aux Sing along to an AI-composed opera about the death of humanity and the coming robot utopia By Reid McCarter October 5, 2020 | 1:43pm
• aux Noted Christmas enthusiast Melania Trump on holiday decorating: "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?" By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
• aux Nathan Apodaca’s viral cranberry-juice-and-longboard Tik Tok boosts sales of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” by 374% By Reid McCarter October 2, 2020 | 2:54pm
• aux So, hey: A Mighty Ducks actor turned Epstein-associating crypto billionaire wants to be president By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 3:50pm
• aux Please enjoy a man's endless quest to guess paint colors during the mixing process By Reid McCarter October 1, 2020 | 2:45pm
• aux Let’s take another look at the enduring mystery of Ken Kesey’s LSD monkeys By Reid McCarter September 30, 2020 | 3:36pm
• aux Big actor Timothée Chalamet had very tiny cameo in Luca Guadagnino's HBO show By Reid McCarter September 30, 2020 | 2:16pm
• aux Allow Will Smith to give you a tour of the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air house By Reid McCarter September 29, 2020 | 5:43pm
• aux It's never a bad time to appreciate James Gandolfini's Sopranos performance By Reid McCarter September 29, 2020 | 2:20pm
• aux Now that The Rock has endorsed Biden, children are allegedly "burning his movie's" By Reid McCarter September 28, 2020 | 4:58pm
• aux The entire town of South Park shuffled into the stands to watch a Broncos game By Reid McCarter September 28, 2020 | 4:06pm
• aux Self-driving cars are here, and they're hungry for pedestrians By Reid McCarter September 28, 2020 | 2:26pm
• aux Only a way-too-big skeleton can save Halloween 2020 from total disaster By Reid McCarter September 25, 2020 | 3:24pm
• aux Baby, you should turn on the Red Army Choir's "Sex Bomb" cover By Reid McCarter September 25, 2020 | 2:37pm
• aux Sir David Attenborough grudgingly joins Instagram to get your goddamned attention about climate change By Reid McCarter September 24, 2020 | 4:08pm
• aux 2020's meme renaissance has arrived thanks to the big, dumb "Da Vinki" twins By Reid McCarter September 24, 2020 | 3:21pm
• aux Toilets meet The Terminator in deranged local business commercial By Reid McCarter September 23, 2020 | 7:52pm
• aux The oracle Mariah Carey, draped in mist, emerges from shrine to speak on Thanksgiving, dog hair By Reid McCarter September 23, 2020 | 3:09pm
• aux When not fashioning shivs, Lori Loughlin will spend her jail sentence doing Pilates and practicing calligraphy By Reid McCarter September 21, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux Sadly, you cannot eat the 800-pound Gritty statue made of butter By Reid McCarter September 21, 2020 | 3:07pm
• aux Hide your grandma: It's time for Nick Lutsko's Spirit Halloween theme song By Reid McCarter September 18, 2020 | 3:46pm
• aux Someone has already put Darude's "Sandstorm" over the Dune trailer By Reid McCarter September 18, 2020 | 3:17pm