"Food"

• aux Rob Lowe is your extremely meta new Colonel Sanders By Danette Chavez April 24, 2017 | 3:32pm
• aux Juicero CEO defends the company’s useless $400 juicer By Randall Colburn April 21, 2017 | 6:45pm
• aux McDonald’s introduces new soul-crushing uniforms for our modern dystopia By Sean O'Neal April 21, 2017 | 6:17pm
• aux Anthony Bourdain does not have time for truffle oil By Dan Neilan April 21, 2017 | 4:55pm
• aux Let’s make fun of the $400 WiFi-connected juicer that couldn’t be more useless By Randall Colburn April 20, 2017 | 3:58pm
• aux Former manager of the Times Square Olive Garden shares harrowing war stories By Randall Colburn April 19, 2017 | 9:55pm
• aux Get up close and personal with one of the world’s best slices of Sicilian pizza By Matt Gerardi April 19, 2017 | 3:19pm
• aux Woman learns breaking into Drake’s house just to drink his soda is still a felony By Danette Chavez April 19, 2017 | 2:36pm
• aux Grasshoppers have become a ballpark hit for the Seattle Mariners By Kevin Pang April 17, 2017 | 8:06pm
• aux Bad potato crop induces Great Japanese Chip Panic of 2017 By Kevin Pang April 17, 2017 | 6:07pm
• aux Alec Baldwin has a hot take on that Pepsi ad By Sam Barsanti April 16, 2017 | 9:31pm
• aux Wendy’s is not taking anyone’s shit anymore By Clayton Purdom April 14, 2017 | 5:50pm
• aux Sounds like someone needs to drain the swamp in the Mar-A-Lago kitchen By Katie Rife April 13, 2017 | 11:00pm
• aux 8-year-old boy drives his 4-year-old sister to McDonald’s, everything works out fine By Sam Barsanti April 13, 2017 | 9:20pm
• aux Burger King ad lists Whopper ingredients as cyanide, rat meat, toenail clippings By Clayton Purdom April 13, 2017 | 6:25pm
• aux Honestly, the chocolate cake at Mar-A-Lago does look pretty good By Katie Rife April 12, 2017 | 10:29pm
• aux All of the Dr Pepper knockoffs gather for a deranged family photo By Randall Colburn April 11, 2017 | 5:03pm
• aux Chipotle enlists funny people to make you forget that whole E. coli thing By Sam Barsanti April 10, 2017 | 11:44pm
• aux Read this savage review of an unfathomably expensive Parisian “gastro-palace” By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 4:34pm
• aux Dead bat found in Walmart salad as Gotham police struggle to capture Poison Ivy By Sam Barsanti April 10, 2017 | 2:14am
• aux Millions of people band together to get a kid free Wendy’s chicken nuggets By William Hughes April 8, 2017 | 6:01pm
• aux Drink up—this Korean soup will cure your hangover By Dan Neilan April 7, 2017 | 4:36pm
• aux All the cool rebels are drinking Pepsi with Kendall Jenner By William Hughes April 4, 2017 | 10:37pm
• aux Watch a 1-year-old destroy a bunch of Taco Bell in this messy photo shoot By Randall Colburn April 3, 2017 | 8:18pm
• aux Celebrate National Grilled Cheese Month by scoffing at this ranking of best cheeses By Randall Colburn April 3, 2017 | 7:25pm