"Andrew"

• aux Meet Ranger, the time-traveling dog teaching kids about 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina By Andrew Paul February 28, 2020 | 7:02pm
• aux Fans in low places confuse Garth Brooks' Barry Sanders jersey for a Bernie endorsement By Andrew Paul February 28, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux Neil deGrasse Tyson tried to "Well, actually" Arrival and it didn't work By Andrew Paul February 27, 2020 | 3:55pm
• aux McDonald's unveils candles for McMasochists who want a beef-scented home By Andrew Paul February 24, 2020 | 3:15pm
• aux Wait, did Dean Koontz predict the coronavirus in 1981? By Andrew Paul February 21, 2020 | 4:45pm
• aux Read this: Space Jam is jam-packed with pro-union and labor rights Easter eggs By Andrew Paul February 20, 2020 | 6:15pm
• aux Conspiracy alert: Was Sonic the Hedgehog's disastrous initial design reveal actually intentional? By Andrew Paul February 20, 2020 | 5:30pm
• aux It's probably not your fault if the "kitchen hack" you learned on YouTube doesn't work By Andrew Paul February 18, 2020 | 8:29pm
• aux There's a haunted McDonald's in Colorado filled with "demonic sounds" By Andrew Paul February 18, 2020 | 5:15pm
• aux Juul courted kids with ads on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, alleges new lawsuit By Andrew Paul February 13, 2020 | 10:00pm
• aux Can everyone please stop making unsettlingly realistic cakes, please? By Andrew Paul February 13, 2020 | 6:30pm
• aux Papa John admits he didn't eat 40 pizzas in 30 days, tarnishing an otherwise stellar reputation By Andrew Paul February 13, 2020 | 4:30pm
• aux Brazzers made a NSFW meta-musical about fauxcest that’s better than it has any right to be By Andrew Paul February 6, 2020 | 7:31pm
• aux Lil Nas X is a vampire and Nas is Morpheus (we think) in their "Rodeo" music video By Andrew Paul February 6, 2020 | 3:55pm
• aux Neural network sorcery upscales 1896 Lumière brothers film into 4K By Andrew Paul February 5, 2020 | 8:30pm
• aux Mike Pompeo is the latest Republican trying to use The Simpsons for evil By Andrew Paul February 5, 2020 | 3:48pm
• aux Watch Marilyn Manson confuse The New Pope for The Young Pope By Andrew Paul February 4, 2020 | 4:02pm
• aux See the logo for Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming Dune adaptation, Dunc By Andrew Paul January 30, 2020 | 5:05pm
• aux Satanists respond to Trump spiritual advisor's unhinged remarks about "Satanic pregnancies" By Andrew Paul January 30, 2020 | 4:07pm
• aux Here's what happens when you mix Bryan Cranston, The Shining, and Mountain Dew By Andrew Paul January 28, 2020 | 6:34pm
• aux Burn through the witches and the calories with this ’80s aerobic video set to Rob Zombie By Andrew Paul January 28, 2020 | 4:33pm
• aux Can you survive 62 days of corporate hell in this Oregon Trail-style text game? By Andrew Paul January 22, 2020 | 6:30pm
• aux Furries make citizen's arrest of domestic abuser By Andrew Paul January 22, 2020 | 3:57pm
• aux See, when two people love each other very much, they document their sex life with Powerpoint graphs By Andrew Paul January 21, 2020 | 5:15pm
• aux A woman returned sunglasses because she thought they made her look like Butterball from Hellraiser By Andrew Paul January 16, 2020 | 9:01pm