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• tv Ringer: “If You Ever Want A French Lesson” By Carrie Raisler September 28, 2011 | 3:55am
• aux Sunday ratings: If we must objectify women, America prefers we stick them in stewardess uniforms By Emily St. James September 26, 2011 | 9:20pm
• tv Parenthood: “Hey If You're Not Using That Baby… ” By Emily St. James September 21, 2011 | 6:00am
• aux M83 wants you to join the band (if you can play guitar, bass, and keyboards) By Steven Hyden September 16, 2011 | 6:14pm
• aux If you want to own a pair of Back To The Future sneakers, it will cost you thousands of dollars By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2011 | 4:58pm
• aux Madonna has the right to be awful if you give her hydrangeas By Sean O'Neal September 7, 2011 | 7:15pm
• aux You'd better show Steven Seagal a photo of a dead puppy if you expect him to apologize By Sean O'Neal September 2, 2011 | 8:00pm
• aux Sneeze fetishists unsure if Contagion will be sexy or not By Sean O'Neal September 2, 2011 | 5:25pm
• aux Bridget Jones 3 is really in the works, if you can believe what men say By Sean O'Neal August 12, 2011 | 2:22pm
• aux Get your GPS directions from Darth Vader, if that's really what you want By Sean O'Neal July 20, 2011 | 4:57pm
• tv True Blood: "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?" By David Sims July 11, 2011 | 2:00am
• film If dead artists had lived By AV Club Staff May 27, 2011 | 5:00am
• tv Batman: The Animated Series: "The Strange Secret Of Bruce Wayne"/"If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?" By Oliver Sava May 23, 2011 | 5:25pm
• aux If you can find racist robots in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon, Michael Bay will give you $25,000 By Sean O'Neal May 16, 2011 | 9:25pm
• aux The Library Of Congress debuts the National Jukebox—like if Pandora had a "Woodrow Wilson" station By Sean O'Neal May 12, 2011 | 7:34pm
• aux Jen Lancaster: If You Were Here By Ellen Wernecke May 12, 2011 | 5:00am
• aux People without smartphones can finally play Angry Birds (if they download Google Chrome) By A.J. Sheeran May 11, 2011 | 8:28pm
• aux Google Chrome would like you to know It Gets Better... especially if you use Google Chrome By Sabrina Lazarus May 5, 2011 | 6:07pm
• film Nice work, if you can get it: 22 nichey job fields we aren’t taking advantage of in fighting unemployment By Chris Mincher, Jason Heller, Ben Munson, Emily Guendelsberger, Zack Handlen, Keith Phipps, Matt Wild, Emily St. James, Claire Zulkey, Sam Adams, Tasha Robinson, Genevieve Koski April 25, 2011 | 5:00am
• aux The trailer for Melancholia: Lars Von Trier tries to kill Kirsten Dunst, even if it means taking the whole world with her By Sean O'Neal April 8, 2011 | 3:21pm
• aux Bill Murray may play FDR, if he feels like it By Sean O'Neal March 30, 2011 | 3:33pm
• aux GWAR will have sex with you if you vote for them By Sean O'Neal March 29, 2011 | 6:41pm
• aux Paramount may scrap Brad Pitt-starring World War Z if somebody doesn't give it some money By Sean O'Neal March 22, 2011 | 7:25pm
• aux Kiefer Sutherland will get a 24 movie in 2012 if he has to torture everyone here By Sean O'Neal March 21, 2011 | 9:08pm
• aux Tom Hanks will get another Oscar nomination, even if he has to be kidnapped by Somali pirates to do it By Sean O'Neal March 15, 2011 | 9:01pm