"The Disney"

• aux Disney enters the Darwinian struggle between Jungle Book remakes By Sean O'Neal July 9, 2013 | 9:32pm
• aux Watch Disney princesses' heads explode thanks to the Exploding Actresses Tumblr By Noah Cruickshank June 25, 2013 | 10:25pm
• aux Helena Bonham Carter added to Disney's Cinderella, fulfilling at least one requisite of Disney fairy-tale reimaginings By Sean O'Neal June 21, 2013 | 5:53pm
• aux Here's an animated music video for Rachel Bloom's ironically cheery "Historically Accurate Disney Princess" By Kevin McFarland May 22, 2013 | 6:40pm
• aux Disney quietly kills its gussied up version of Merida, the Brave princess By Marah Eakin May 15, 2013 | 6:35pm
• aux Disney chooses Big Hero 6 for its first inevitable Marvel animated movie By Sean O'Neal May 9, 2013 | 5:31pm
• aux Disney finally finds its Cinderella, leaving untold numbers of rejected actresses hobbled  By Sean O'Neal April 30, 2013 | 6:11pm
• aux Disney Channel reviving classic sketching and screaming game show Win, Lose, Or Draw By Marah Eakin April 18, 2013 | 5:00pm
• aux Prometheus writer Jon Spaihts is working on Disney's The Black Hole remake  By Sean O'Neal April 4, 2013 | 9:31pm
• aux Disney shuts down LucasArts, ending its video game production By Sean O'Neal April 3, 2013 | 7:21pm
• aux A Spring Breakers parody video offers debauched Disney princesses By Scott Tobias March 22, 2013 | 2:01pm
• aux Disney realizes it hasn't remade Pete's Dragon yet By Sean O'Neal March 20, 2013 | 2:42pm
• aux Disney will not be left out of the Beauty And The Beast reimagining game By Sean O'Neal March 12, 2013 | 3:55pm
• aux Weekend Box Office: Disney closer to affording real-life Emerald City By Scott Tobias March 11, 2013 | 2:20pm
• aux Dane Cook to cropdust your kids in Disney's newer, edgier Planes  By Sean O'Neal February 28, 2013 | 9:20pm
• aux Ben Affleck made a movie called “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her On A Meathook And Now I Have A Three-Picture Deal At Disney,” and you can watch it By Noah Cruickshank February 20, 2013 | 9:20pm
• aux Henry Selick’s The Shadow King proceeding without Disney, but with a plot and voice cast By Tasha Robinson February 5, 2013 | 8:30pm
• aux Brad Bird and Damon Lindelof's 1952 has a new, more Disney franchise-ready title    By Sean O'Neal January 28, 2013 | 11:24pm
• aux Disney announces new Special Edition of the future where there are no more 3-D Star Wars prequels By Sean O'Neal January 28, 2013 | 9:24pm
• film Day Three at Sundance offers a thrillingly subversive, extralegal tour of Disney's Magic Kingdom  By Sam Adams January 20, 2013 | 6:19pm
• aux Disney announces dates for Muppets sequel, Pirates Of The Caribbean sequel, other sequels  By Sean O'Neal January 14, 2013 | 11:16pm
• aux Disney finally just making another Alice In Wonderland movie, since that's what everyone's trying to do anyway By Sean O'Neal December 7, 2012 | 10:14pm
• aux Disney and Netflix to live happily ever after for at least three years By Sean O'Neal December 5, 2012 | 4:06pm
• aux Today in Star Wars rumors: Disney may have already found the writers it wants for Episodes 8 and 9 By Sean O'Neal November 20, 2012 | 11:36pm
• aux Disney supercomputer selects Big Thunder Mountain as next theme park ride for franchise maximization By Sean O'Neal November 13, 2012 | 9:44pm