"Aux"

• aux "Punk kid" airs commercial asking boomers to call into his advice hotline By Reid McCarter May 27, 2020 | 3:02pm
• aux Only the absolute coolest will be able to pull off the COVID-19 party suit By Reid McCarter May 26, 2020 | 5:14pm
• aux Priests now shooting (water) guns at babies and food By Reid McCarter May 26, 2020 | 3:26pm
• aux Tiny Andorra has two monarchs for just 77,000 people By Mike Vago May 24, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Childhood dream of turning pickup truck bed into swimming pool dashed by reality By Reid McCarter May 21, 2020 | 5:58pm
• aux Maryland bar respects social distancing by getting its patrons to wear inflatable rubber tables By Reid McCarter May 20, 2020 | 4:40pm
• aux The world's coolest house has been discovered in Pittsburgh, is now up for sale By Reid McCarter May 19, 2020 | 3:28pm
• aux Jesus, this graduation speech from Nebraska senator Ben Sasse is just terrible By Reid McCarter May 18, 2020 | 3:13pm
• aux Pour one out for the people living through quarantine with ghost roommates By Reid McCarter May 15, 2020 | 4:38pm
• aux Third graders captioning photo of melting snowman exude doom, apathy, confusion By Reid McCarter May 13, 2020 | 6:14pm
• aux Chef complies with pandemic guidelines by turning restaurant into mannequin-filled nightmare By Reid McCarter May 13, 2020 | 5:16pm
• aux This week in Savage Love: Change the locks By Dan Savage May 13, 2020 | 7:00am
• aux Broadway actor Nick Cordero wakes up from medically induced coma By Sam Barsanti May 13, 2020 | 2:43am
• aux CAA agency leans into our burgeoning cyberpunk dystopia, signs "virtual influencer" Miquela By Sam Barsanti May 10, 2020 | 7:54pm
• aux Every year, the Army invades our greatest enemy, North Carolina By Mike Vago May 10, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Conner O'Malley has "merged with the cyber" in new short, Leather Metropolis By Reid McCarter May 5, 2020 | 4:08pm
• aux Alex Jones to neighbors, globalists: "I'll eat your ass" By Reid McCarter May 1, 2020 | 6:40pm
• aux Man finds opportunity to turn 7 p.m. appreciation clapping into very dumb, very funny dad joke By Reid McCarter May 1, 2020 | 3:19pm
• aux Step aside, Tide Pods: Clout chasers are now nearly killing themselves with nutmeg By Reid McCarter April 28, 2020 | 4:26pm
• aux Pay attention, slobs! A 1949 issue of Life magazine is here to see if your tastes are highbrow or lowbrow By Reid McCarter April 27, 2020 | 3:25pm
• aux This rare delusion convinces people their loved ones have been replaced by duplicates By Mike Vago April 26, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Museums are sharing their creepiest objects in apparent attempt to digitize ancient curses By Reid McCarter April 24, 2020 | 3:31pm
• aux Finally, an answer to the age old question: How many elastic bands does it take to explode a watermelon? By Reid McCarter April 23, 2020 | 2:49pm
• aux Avert your eyes from this list of banned films By Mike Vago April 19, 2020 | 3:00pm
• aux Join Cameron Esposito (virtually, of course) for a talk with Chicago Humanities Festival about her memoir By Danette Chavez April 15, 2020 | 5:00pm