"Turtle"

• aux Yes, Dana Carvey prayed about 9/11 while in his Master Of Disguise turtle suit By William Hughes April 6, 2023 | 11:35pm
• film Cowabunga! Seth Rogen-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle reboot has an official release date By Gabrielle Sanchez June 2, 2021 | 2:48pm
• aux Indiana lake containing legendary giant turtle now for sale By Reid McCarter June 1, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux Unimaginative internet commenters try to dismiss video of new cryptid as really big turtle By Reid McCarter May 12, 2021 | 4:18pm
• aux Anderson Cooper offends obese turtle community with vicious Trump comparison By William Hughes November 6, 2020 | 4:39am
• aux Everybody wants to eat the yellow turtle that looks like American cheese By Reid McCarter November 2, 2020 | 5:22pm
• aux Hungry turtle ASMR is ASMR we can get behind By Randall Colburn August 22, 2019 | 8:39pm
• aux "September" co-writer on Taylor Swift's cover: "Lethargic as a drunk turtle"  By Katie Rife May 21, 2018 | 3:17pm
• aux Turtle guts and vulture vomit: Biologists debate the worst smells they’ve ever encountered By Matt Gerardi June 15, 2017 | 9:49pm
• tv Transparent is all fun and games until someone gets a turtle By Danette Chavez November 16, 2016 | 11:00pm
• film It’s man vs. allegorical reptile in Studio Ghibli’s stunning The Red Turtle By Noel Murray November 16, 2016 | 6:00am
• tv “Is the turtle George Bluth Sr.?” and other lingering Transparent thoughts By Erik Adams September 26, 2016 | 5:48pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help this man’s turtle hat become the next viral Kickstarter By Sam Barsanti September 2, 2016 | 12:57am
• aux Tyler Perry to lend his ninja turtle street cred to TMNT 2 By Alex McLevy April 23, 2015 | 7:45pm
• aux Famous turtle Jerry Ferrara joins 50 Cent’s Starz drama By Sam Barsanti January 29, 2015 | 12:38am
• film That’s Turtle Power: 22 soundtrack songs that double as film synopses (part 1) By Annie Zaleski, Noah Cruickshank, Katie Rife, Joshua Alston, Sean O'Neal, Erik Adams, Marah Eakin August 11, 2014 | 5:00am
• aux New Ninja Turtles movie debuts obligatory song with vaguely turtle-related rapping By Sean O'Neal July 22, 2014 | 5:34pm
• aux Vanilla Ice longs to relive the day he saw a Ninja Turtle get down By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2013 | 4:44pm
• aux Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has cast its first turtle By Sean O'Neal March 22, 2013 | 4:39pm
• tv Shameless: "It's Time To Kill The Turtle" By Joshua Alston February 28, 2011 | 4:00am
• aux HBO announces imminent end of Entourage, solutions to all outstanding Turtle-related mysteries By Emily St. James August 9, 2010 | 1:00pm
• film Five-Plus Minutes of a Turtle Penis Popping Out and Other Weird Moments in Special Features By Nathan Rabin July 28, 2008 | 9:17pm