Yes, we're based in Chicago, so Chicago gets a lot of our promotional love, especially when it comes to movie screenings. Well fret no more, other cities where The Onion is published in print: We've got a screening for you, and it's a doozy! We're giving our readers in New York, Washington DC, Chicago, Minneapolis, Denver, and Austin the chance to see Steven Soderbergh's new dark-comedy/true story The Informant! at special advance screenings. Not only that, the screenings are being exclusively filled by us, so you'll be seated near your fellow geeks, not a bunch of morning-radio shock jocks. (Okay, they might come, too. Who knows?) Oh, I forgot to tell you about the motley supporting cast: Patton Oswalt! Scott Bakula! Tony Hale! Joel McHale! Scott Adsit! Paul F. Tompkins!