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Slacker Uprising

By Scott Tobias  |  September 24, 2008 | 9:14pm
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Slacker Uprising

A year before professional
rabble-rouser Michael Moore released Slacker Uprising—available free on
slackeruprising.com, and for $10 on a DVD with extra features—it premièred
at the Toronto Film Festival under the title Captain Mike Across America. To use the parlance of
our times, the name change is a classic example of putting lipstick on a pig.
It isn't just that Slacker Uprising is Moore's worst film in a walk, it's that it's
really all about "Captain Mike," messianic man of the people, standing at the
forefront of a youth-driven revolution. Shot in the few months leading up to the
2004 presidential election, when Moore embarked on a 62-city tour to drum up
enthusiasm in arenas and on college campuses, the film is now being used to
rally the same troops for November 4. But whatever its intent, this
interminable 96-minute highlight reel plays like Moore's homage to himself. Based
simply on what he has to say in support of John Kerry—nothing—some
young voters must have been surprised to learn that Moore's name wasn't on the
ballot.

Much like 1997's The
Big One—not
coincidentally, Moore's second-worst film—Slacker Uprising isn't a muckraking exposé
along the lines of Roger & Me, Bowling For Columbine, or Sicko, or even an irreverent
essay film like Fahrenheit 9/11. Instead, it's a freewheeling tour documentary
about Moore as the heart of a cult of personality, flanked on all sides by
fervent supporters, pockets of frothing detractors, and local news reporters
soaking in the "controversy." With each new city, the same pattern repeats ad nauseam; the only thing that changes is
that different celebrities are tasked with serenading him, including Eddie
Vedder, R.E.M., Viggo Mortensen, Tom Morello, and Steve Earle.

There's no doubting the
immediate usefulness of the "Slacker Uprising" tour: For a few months, Moore
was able to rally people who are traditionally apathetic about politics,
solicit new voters (with free ramen noodles and underwear), and inspire fans to
canvass neighborhoods and drive up voter registration. But there's an
expiration date on this tour, just like there was on Fahrenheit 9/11, and that was four years
ago. In spite of the questionable victories that Moore claims for
himself—for instance, that the vast majority of the cities he visited
swung for Kerry (which might also have something to do with the fact that
they're, you know, cities), that the youth vote was the only bloc Kerry
won—the landscape has changed since 2004. For one, the kids have
themselves a new leader: His name is Barack Obama.

 
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