Somebody's selling Sloth Halloween masks that are just a literal butt


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You’ve likely seen The Goonies. You probably love The Goonies. It’s hilarious and heartwarming, full of childlike hijinks and bonds that speak to what at least feel like simpler times. One of the film’s most memorable characters is John Matuszak’s Sloth, the deformed, kindhearted cohort of Lawrence Cohen’s Chunk. And, sure, Sloth was a bit frightening on the outside, but one thing he definitely did not look like is an actual ass.
So, if you’re looking for a Sloth mask this year, do yourself a favor and be mindful of what turns up on Amazon. Because “The Goonies Sloth Mask Halloween Party Costume Decorations”? That’s not Sloth. That’s a butt. That’s a butt with eyes.