Stewart has been too busy making kale-jerky and rocking that post-Daily Show beard to pay attention to anything, necessitating a spit take when he learns just who Republicans have nominated. But Stewart has had some company out in the backwoods of wherever. He’s been prepping for the end of days with one “Stephen Colbert,” who also needed to expel some liquid from his mouth upon hearing about the Trump of it all.

Back in the studio, Stephen Colbert was replaced by “Stephen Colbert.” (Can we just say that Colbert—real and fictional—looked really in his element brandishing his Frodo sword and Captain America shield?) “Colbert” settled behind the The Late Show desk for “The Word” segment to define “Trumpiness,” an evolution of “Truthiness.” “Colbert” explained: “Truthiness had to feel true, but Trumpiness doesn’t even have to do that.”

Another difference between Trumpiness and Truthiness? “Truthiness was from the gut, but Trumpiness clearly comes from much further down the gastrointestinal track,” he said. Aw, we’ve missed you, “Stephen.” You, Jon, as well. We’re only a little mad that you abandoned us in our time of need.