Stoned teen wakes up from wisdom tooth surgery, writes out lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star"

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Future generations will have a much better idea of what the internet has done to our brains, but, for now, we can only hazard guesses about how constant exposure to the most incredible communication device ever created is working on our psyches. If photos tweeted out of a 16-year-old boy, just waking up from wisdom tooth surgery and dully writing out the lyrics to Smash Mouth’s “All Star” serve as any indication, the damage being done is greater than we could ever have expected.