Stranger Things' Finn Wolfhard IS Danny Sexbang for Ninja Sex Party

Is it gimmicky? Certainly—as much as Ninja Sex Party’s knowingly jokey music, whose glammed-up-but-smoothed-out bombast comes off like The Darkness if it were aping Starship instead of Queen. But it’s a self-aware sort of gimmickry, one that takes digs at the band members’ own distant and current lack of cool (“No one cares that you’re 35!” Sexbang sings at one point), and maybe that shamelessness is enough to ameliorate its naked desperation. Regardless, it would take a stronger-willed website than ours to resist putting together that headline up there, or the shameless SEO-baiting at play all around, so here’s an exclusive premiere of the song from the band’s upcoming Cool Patrol, due August 17.